Analgesic Anniversaries Arrive!

PORTSMOUTH, Virginia, November 8 - The one year hiatus of pseudo-intellectual blogger David Lesser was ended today with an indulgent and spurious attempt at writing a news article. The article relies heavily on the use of an online thesaurus and can be considered a vain attempt at wit. When reached for comment at the Naval School of the Health Sciences barracks, Lesser declared himself to be, "The most promising future-Pharmacy Technician in the United States Navy Hospital Corps!" The Hospital Apprentice from Colorado then proceeded to give a gleaming statement on the hilarity of the film Borat, and laughed at the ignorance of some of the cinematic hit's unintentional stars. When asked about the planned frequency of future posts, Lesser feigned a static-filled cellular connection and hung up.