Currently Playing
L.A. Woman
By Doors

Thankfully, it's been a while since I last posted. A lot happened, not all of it relevant, so there's no reason for me to try to dissect it. I do like Texas Hold 'Em though, and I am playing in a tournament today.

I will win.

I will make my opponents cry with the sure ease of my victory.

I will also wear my righteous "Walmart-3-dollar-old-blind-person" poker sunglasses.

I won't win any money because it's a HoGG tourney at the student union, so these "prizes" for the winners better be "outrageously awesome" or I'll be cracking some skulls, namely my own if I try to punt a football on concrete while wearing my new running shoes again.

Thankfully that didn't hurt too much, but then I proceeded to sprain my left thumb against my thigh while trying to throw the ball under my right leg, a game of catch turns into a game of twister with my penchant for klutziness. At least I can still write and throw, otherwise my whole world would come crumbling down...I want a slingshot for some reason.

HAVE AN EXCELLENT WEEKEND, but watch out for fricking rabid bats.